Right, look lively you there. What’s your name? – 2012? 
OK then – listen up!
There will be none of the utter nonsense we had with that last one – number 2011 or some such drivvle… This year there will be no blindsides, no “sucker punches”, and no taking out at the knees.
I want a fair fight, with the usual Queensbury rules applying.